Some real, some not so real

Another Portal Production

Real   So who needs to eat? I need to go on a diet anyway. Real   Ok, so it's not the funniest. I just thought it was clever. Real   Accident or genius, you be the judge. Real   An opportunity to good to miss Real   Ahhh, the good ol'days. No cholesterol problems here Real   Who need's fibre in their diet, just suck a lemon. Fake   Go on, tell me you have tried this method. Fake   I've been that hungover, on a regular basis. Real   I just found religion, but there's a hole in the story. Real   That's nothing, you should see what it does to puppies Fake   Go on guys, make her earn those diamonds. Fake   I think saying it with penecillin is better Real   Go on, get dad really excited Real   And all this time I thought it was genetic Fake   When art meets pornography meets advertising Real   Take your time a check it out, absolute brilliance Real   Telling it like it is Fake   I don't even want to think about this one Real   The other white meat Real   I'm running out to buy a pack now Real   Nothing like some Santa porn for xmas Fake   Poor Santa, it must be all the stress Fake   Here kitty kitty, here kitty ... kitty? Fake   This one's for tubbie Fake   Similar to their real add Fake   I feel a craving for icecream Fake   No, I've never been that drunk Fake   A very conservative add Fake   A wonder if they're salty Fake   I'm with you sister Fake   One for the kiddies Real   Queensland, a state of mind Fake   Oh so true, and yet so cruel Fake   But in a good way Fake   A real pain in the arse Fake   It's call getting old